There are so many lame clichés and phrases on dating profiles. If people I personally don't like to walk around on the beach.If you're really serious about finding love, you should avoid them all — especially the ones that make you sound pandering and obsequious for a relationship. How will your soulmate know that you're unique and interesting if you sound like a boring, packaged caricature? It's sandy and annoying, plus all I can think about is how it's 20 degrees outside right now.
We should stop announcing it as if it makes us unique.2. Those who actually work hard don't go around telling people 3. People often express how much they love traveling on their dating profiles, yet most pictures are selfies inside their house. If you want to commit crime, go do it alone; you don't have to bring me into it! Now I'm doing life in prison, and all because you wanted a "partner in crime." So maybe I'm being a little cheeky, but isn't it time we ditch this tired old phrase from our online dating vocabulary? Now, no one's saying that you can't enjoy or express these things.
For ladies, make sure to mention you do yoga, because apparently that makes you a sex goddess.
And if you use the word "respect" in a sentence, like say, "I respect when a man does what he needs to fulfill his life," you're officially a dream woman.
I think these people like to "travel" to different rooms in their house taking self-portraits, 4. Before we become partners, let's discuss what type of "crime" we are committing. If you really do love the idea of traveling to a beach abroad with a partner in crime who laughs a lot and works hard, well, that's your thing.
But find a way to package and explain that in a creative, engaging way. Also, if you liked this post please check out my book on Amazon "Pray Your Kids Are Ugly" - Online Dating has unique observations about online dating.